This woman is asking a question about the wage gap at the recent Presidential debate. IS THIS FEMINIST?
Seriously? SERIOUSLY???? We cannot believe you right now. This is the most anti-feminist thing we’ve literally ever seen in our lives. But at least this woman had the guts to admit it, in a recent interview in which she said that she cared about “women’s equality in the workforce,” “my reproductive rights,” and “[being] treated the same as anyone else.” She also said she was “absolutely not” a feminist, and clearly, she is right. No true feminist would so selfishly center herself in something as important as a Presidential debate, by standing up and asking the question she wanted to ask about an issue she cared about without checking to see whether any of us wanted her to ask that particular question. Some of us didn’t even get to ask a question. For example, us. We wanted to ask about cats. Do the candidates like cats? Which one of them likes cats more? If the political parties were different animals, which one would be a cat? What if the next President were a cat? Wouldn’t that be adorable? Do you think he or she would wear a little suit to work? “My fellow Catmericans,” the cat would say, “This is President Cat speaking.” Oh, my gosh, that would be so funny. Which candidate, if elected President, promises to elect a cat President? Ours is really cute, we named it President Cat. In conclusion: These are the sorts of vital feminist questions that went neglected due to this woman’s selfish focus on her own paycheck. PROBLEMATIC.