Is This Feminist?

This woman is reading the Internet. IS THIS FEMINIST? 

… Look. We just hate you, all right? We’ve been trying to hold it in and be polite about it for a while, at which we have clearly succeeded awesomely, and it’s not you, or, well, actually, it is you, because we hate you, but whenever we make you up in our minds and imagine you asking us a question, all we can think about is how much we fucking hate you and wish you would go away. You NEVER know what’s feminist. NEVER. You are ALWAYS asking us questions. ALWAYS. And we hate it. And we hate you. We just hate you so much. 

Anyway, she’s probably reading something on Tumblr, or whatever? That seems pretty feminist. Feminists read things on Tumblr, don’t they? We get that general sense. So, uh, yeah. Seems fine to us. 

The important thing to remember here is: We hate you. All that you are, and all that you think, and all that you feel, and all that you do: We personally, viscerally, constantly just FUCKING HATE IT. That’s why you should listen to us, and let us tell you what to do, to empower you. God knows, a pathetic piece of slime like you could never empower herself. You need us here — again, HATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, AT ALL TIMES — giving you detailed instructions, or else you’ll never be liberated from sexist oppression, you stupid piece of crap. Hate is the most feminist emotion. Especially when it’s directed at you, for some reason. God, you suck. PROBLEMATIC.

I mean, not this lady. This lady is REPRESENTING FEMINISM, for now. But you? PROBLEMATIC. Oh, yes, we went there.